“There’s a sucker born every minute”… Expression incorrectly attributed to J. P. Barnum
Ape town is proud to present our exclusive interview with Myron Rearshits CEO of the Roy Rogers Bank.
AT: Good afternoon Mr. Rearshits, do you mind if I call you Myron?
MR: You can call me a monkey’s uncle if you like.
AT: Did Bonds weaken investment banking?
MR: Only queers invest in bonds.
AT: Myron, what do you think about the connection between Credit Suisse and the World Economic Forum?
MR: When you run a bank, you need everybody to mind their own business, and not have Roger Federer sticking his tennis racket in things he knows nothing about. You shouldn’t be surprised that WEF named Federer one of its global leaders. WEF itself has a mission of shaping global, regional and industry agendas. And just look at the list of Credit Suisse clients: Kenya, Nigeria, Botswana, Ghana, Ivory Coast,Tanzania, Zambia, and so on. Consider one example, the Mozambique tuna scandal; a $1.3 billion loan that was siphoned off for bribes.
AT: Is there any reason not to lend to Africa?
MR: We need the law of Usury, not the law of the Jungle.
AT: Some people say the root of all evil is money. What is your opinion?
MR: The supreme court is the root of all mendacity and ruin. You don’t say they are only human, you say they are fucking stupid.
AR: Then according to you, all hope is lost.
MR: Not at all. Israel passed legislation to take away their divine right.
AT: Why doesn’t everybody do the same?
MR: For the simple reason that the Jews are God’s chosen people. 1000 Gentiles are not worth a fingernail compared to a Jew.
AT: One more question ….
MR: Enough, I have to count my money. We have preferred accounts starting at $25,000 which you can sign up for on the way out.
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